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This Week in Conspiracy (9 Sept 2012)

September 9, 2012

Apparently, the entire Internet did not appreciate the meaning of last week’s conspiracy-related snark. What I was trying to say was that you should not take conspiracy theories at face value because they are often unreliable. So I’m going to do another week, and I would very much appreciate it if the entire Internet would give me its full attention. Surely that is not too much to ask? Please try to keep up, Internet.

A document suggests that FDR knew that the Japanese were going to attack Pearl Harbor. A DOCUMENT!?! Of course, it’s something signed by FDR telling his generals to park all of the fighters in the middle of the runway so the Japanese could strafe them. Maybe an order directing the Admirals of his beloved Navy (of which FDR was once Secretary) to stow their ammunition ahead of the anticipated attack. Nope! It’s a story from the daughter of a guy who said that that he talked with FDR about the impending attack. Hearsay twice removed. Technically I guess that’s a document. Oh, there’s also some low-level bickering about decoding methods that doesn’t mention FDR.
The President cracks wise about the Birthers.
That did not take long. A full-length documentary about the James Holmes conspiracy.
“HAARP is down, I repeat HAARP is down.” This, of course, means that all weather is suspended until further notice.
Chuck Norris warns of 1000 years of darkness is Obama is re-elected. If it means that I don’t have to see Chuck’s face for the next millenium, then I’m totally voting for Obama. Perhaps we could get a thousand years of silence too? *hopeful eyelash flutter*
I read pretty good, but I am not sure how Richard Gage ended up in this letter to the editor. Maybe it was written by Grandpa Simpson.
2 fighter jets escorting a UFO! Make sure to read the redditors’ hilarious comments about this one:

The Reptilians’ undersea base has been destroyed, according to the Andromeda Council. Thank goodness. It seems that David Icke has not yet gotten the message. (It’s an old video he reposted after the destruction of the base.)
Bigfoot hunting academic lives in his own private Idaho.
HOLD ON! WHAT THE HELL IS THE ANDROMEDA COUNCIL?!?! That is all.
Government’s plan to aid mentally ill veterans and their families is JUST LIKE HITLER’S!!!!rage!!!!
Vigilant Citizen has still not caught on to the possibility that the music industry might be using the Illuminati motif to, you know, generate buzz in the not-think-so-well-o-sphere. In related news, if you want to see the worst movie analysis ever, watch this video.
9/11 truther deaths and the post hoc ergo hoc fallacy.
Steven Greer is still talking. Why won’t it stop?
Well, it’s about time that the UN got on with the conquering and exterminating. They’ve been planning it for YEARS! The article is called, “UN Termination Ships Preparing to Set Sail Worldwide,” and the source is http://www.AmericanHolocaustComing.blogspot.com. This is a good example of 1) the Christian variety of the NWO conspiracy and 2) how not to use confidential sources.
Interstellar racism from the disturbingly melted wax figurines at Exopolitics: “Glyphs Affirm Pleiadians as Extraterrestrial Originators of the Australian Aboriginals.” If you can’t trust a glyph, well, what can you trust?
Gordon J. Gianninoto wonders if Obama is going to announce Planet X and the ET presence. His planet X is between the earth and the sun, which, uh, would be orbitally impossible to keep hidden because we’d all see it either right before sunrise or after sunset. Unless his Planet X is Venus or Mercury, but really, how much of a bump in the polls could Obama expect from announcing the discovery of Mercury? Come on, people.
When English teachers go bad. Every factual assertion this guy makes about 9/11 is dubious. But I’d like to give Brent Harold a single solid thump to the nose before I’m done with his endorsement of the Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth movie: “The brain trust of engineers and academics who question the official version of 911 seems at least as impressive as the large majority of scientists who stand behind climate change science.” OK. I know 90 percent of professional climate scientists are behind the anthropogenic climate change model. How do Gage’s numbers compare? Well, there are 1.5 million engineers in the US. Assuming that all of the “building professionals” who signed Gage’s petition were US engineers (and they are NOT), that would be 1700+ engineers. So, when I’m wildly generous about how many engineers have signed on, about 1/10 of 1% of engineers think that this is a viable hypothesis. This could only be more fringe if I used the actual numbers of engineers who signed. I know English professors are notoriously bad at math, Brent, but this is embarrassing.
Here’s the poor sonofabitch who answers the 2012 mail for NASA.
Man, I need to look at this climate science denial/conspiracy theory belief study! But who has the time?
Ah, reddit doesn’t suffer credulousness lightly. See their headline for the climate deniers’ response to the previous story, for instance.
Is there a massive pyramid at Area 51?

Nope.

Cliff Kincaid says that George Soros (the boogeyman that conservatives use to terrify their children into obedience and from whom I receive my instructions daily) “started the Akin controversy,” as opposed to Akin, who basically said that rape doesn’t cause pregnancies. It’s despicable buck-passing.
We Are Change continues to be almost too embarrassing to watch. They almost make me want to defend Condoleezza Rice. Almost. Also, they interviewed Grand Master Flash.
Everyone remembers 9/11 in their own way. AE911Truth does it by irritating people.
Bob Saget on 9/11 Truth. The comments are positively perplexing.
“Fox’s Dick Morris: Clinton “Wants Obama Defeated” But Won’t Say “Because His Wife Is A Hostage … They’ll Kill Her If He Loses“”
From our friends at the indispensable Rational Wiki, an annotated version of Sovereign Citizen classic “Citizen’s Rule Book.” Love it.
Wanna see something really racist?! ME NEITHER!
Oh! It’s so cute! A communist conspiracy! I miss those.
In what I shall now use to teach the “slippery slope fallacy,” a guy named Roscoe says that federal student loans could lead to a Holocaust.
Via my former student @AlwaysStandOut, “10 Creepy Conspiracy Theories.” If you master these, you’ll have a pretty good handle on the field.
My new favorite video ever: Apollo astronauts being painfully honest with moon landing denialists:

Gais! Gais! People from Portland are going to have really gross teeth! Let’s sit back and watch.
Jonathan Kay interviewed by some guy. My fellow Americans, we’re scaring the Canadians.

Twit of the week:

Alex Jones, who just couldn’t be more of a scam artist:

My gut tells me #Gold is only going up. Call Midas Resources & Ask about the ‘Alex Jones Specials’ 800-fwe-f2w7 — Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones)

As Carl Sagan said in the reading I just assigned my students, “I try not to think with my gut.”

That’s what I have. We’ll have another episode of the Virtual Skeptics live on Wednesday night at 8:00PM Eastern. Keep your eyes here or watch for the #virtualskeptics hashtag.

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (3 Sept 2012)

September 3, 2012

The summer has almost ended. In the morning, I teach my first class in Wisconsin. I’m teaching two different syllabi this semester, the first time I’ve done that in a while. I’m teaching 2 sections of “Conspiracy Theory” and a section of “Extraordinary Claims.” The extraordinary claims course will be for more developmental writers, but it is still a seminar class, which is fun.

As you might imagine, I have been rather busy over the last few days, getting things together for the class and so on. Add to that the fact that my smart phone (where I first pick up most of my leads for this feature) committed suicide this week, and you will see that my offerings are somewhat limited. Nevertheless we persevere!

News flash: Joseph Farah is still a creep. This time he calls the Southern Poverty Law Center a hate group. Ah, the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” defense. How…piquant. Of course, he shouldn’t have linked to the article he was talking about, since the SPLC article is far more nuanced that Farah acknowledges and shows that Farah in fact declined an interview. Sue them or shut up, Joe.
When Obama did an AMA on reddit, which clogged the site, people accused the White House of sockpuppetting. The person who posted the so-called softball question has come out.
It looks like the Republican National Convention platform committee did in fact adopt the Agenda 21 conspiracy theory.
Sigh. “West Nile Virus ‘Outbreak’ Justifies Spraying Toxic Chemicals onto Citizens.” It’s tiresome to endlessly have to explain that toxicity depends in part on dosage. I would say, however, that 41 people dying counts as an “outbreak” in my book, and not an ” ‘outbreak’ “.
Veterans are disappearing into Nazi-like psychiatric centers!
WAL-MART IS THE LAW!
You want to know why returning to the gold standard is such a colossally bad idea? The Atlantic wants to tell you.
Is Ron Paul a Masonic Jew? The Red Pill Factory (not connected to “Big Pharma”) wants to know.
It’s hard to believe that Ron Paul wasn’t just handed the keys to the White House outright, amirite? Take the following article from the Daily Paul, which was so frantic that they ran out of title: “Expected Mass Arrests Of Banksters And Affiliated Government Officials by Military, Sheriffs, Militia For Committing Treason And.” (To be fair, this was voted WAY down by users.)
At David Icke’s site, the lunatics have taken over the asylum. No, that’s the real name of the post.
Why in the World Are They Spraying is now out. I saw the world premier of “What in the World Are They Spraying” in Atlanta a few years ago, but I’m pretty sure you can watch the sequel without knowing what happened in the first one. I saw the first one and had no idea what was going on.
Breathtaking bigot Laurie Roth: Obama and Islam Taking Over America–Just as Planned.
Al-Jazeera reports on the conspiracy theories that have dogged Obama.
I don’t know who Bill Whittle is, but I instantly dislike him (dude, look up FERPA). Take his coverage of Barack Obama, and then look at what the Daily Show did to the premise of this weird screed:

Joe Paterno conspiracy theories.
It seems there is a new academic paper out on the type of people who deny climate change…but in the news coverage I do not see “genuinely misinformed,” which gives me pause. Guess I must read this sucker myself.
Popeye at Federal Jack, who once “called me out,” argues, NYC was not hit by a hurricane on 9/11, therefore 9/11 was an inside job. Of course, no hurricanes at all hit the STATE of New York that year, but the important thing was that NYC was not hit on September 11th. Because that’s how evidence works. (My reply to Plopeye is here.)
The Romney campaign threatened “to drop a PR A-Bomb on Ron Paul’s name and legacy.” Why they’d do that after Ron Paul already has is beyond me.
Jonathan Kay: France’s investigation into Arafat’s death is catnip for conspiracy theorists.
Rep. Allen West showed a film at the RNC that claims that the so-called “Ground Zero mega-mosque” is part of a plan to impose Sharia on the US.
NO. This is not how you do it, Ruth Manuel-Logan. You don’t get to recite a litany of debunkings of the “CIA created crack” conspiracy theory and end your article with: “What do I say? The U.S. government is pretty proficient at covering up what they don’t want us to know, so the jury is still out as far as I’m concerned.” You’re essentially saying, “I have no evidence. But fuck that.” Try thinking, please. It’s soooo satisfying.
Salon and SPLC join forces in reporting on the claim that Hurricane Isaac was brewed up by the Dems. Of course, Alex Jones thinks it’s being used to acclimatize us to having the military in our streets.
I’m surprised I hadn’t heard of this case of militia members in Georgia killing one of their own.
Arizona, I’m pretty sure you are why Canada is scared of us. Arizona GOP happy to say they don’t want American baby-killing Middle Eastern Moooslims in the state, like, at all. Not even legally. The rationale seems to be that if they put on big sombreros you can’t tell the difference between them and Mexicans.
Ha ha! Robert Scheaffer (whose book I picked up at TAM) lays bare the CSI-CIA connection!
The award for the classiest comment of the week goes to Jason Bermas, who twot upon hearing that Arlen Specter’s cancer had reappeared:

Is this the end of cover up establishment Warren Commission Puppet Arlen Specter? http://t.co/XACbCEkx — Jason Bermas (@JasonBermas)

Headline of the Week:

A Bald Woman In A Red Dress Wants The Alleged Aurora Shooter Released Into Her Custody

That gem was closely followed by this one from the Village Voice blog:

Donald Trump Makes An Ass Of Himself In Florida, Surprises No One

Twits of the Week:

Not only does Obama’s birth certificate not exist, OBAMA DOESN’T EVEN EXIST. #eastwooding — Paul Fidalgo (@PaulFidalgo)

Ana Marie Cox (@anamariecox)
8/30/12 5:33 PM
Uh, the Ron Paul people are putting on black armbands.

(Unfortunately, it was later reported that Ron Paul was in fact still alive and healthy.)

That’s all for now, people! Now, where do I pick up my big government shill check?

FYI, we have another edition of the Virtual Skeptics coming up this Wednesday at 8:00PM Eastern in our Google+ On Air hangout. As far as stories go, we’ve scooped the most popular skeptic podcast two weeks in a row. We’re going for a three-fer!

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (26 Aug 2012)

August 26, 2012

I am reliably informed that another week has passed and that it is time for another dumpster dive into the week that was weak. Lots of stuff competed for the top spot on the list this time around. Let’s have at it.

This week Mitt Romney, in the words of Jonathan Kay, “blew the Birther dog whistle.” Here’s Slate’s take on the birther joke. International press caught wind of it, and the Obama campaign, of course, pounced on it like a frolicsome puppy.
In Texas, a judge recommended preparing for the civil war/UN invasion that would come when Obama was reelected. He should be institutionalized and kept well away from the bench. The UN denied any such plans and twirled its evil mustachio, but we know that the UN troops are actually training down the road in Minneapolis. For the record, however, I would support the invasion and occupation of Lubbock.
Todd Akin, or as he is known in the House, “The Honorable Mr. Angry Sperm Fighting Secretions Guy,” blamed the liberal media for his plight. The problem is, of course, that the entire Republican party, including some of the insane ones, wanted him to step down.
What if the town of Eureka were a real place…on the Moon? A breakaway civilization?
Here’s a ripe little slice of hell: Scientologists for Ron Paul at the RNC.
Smug conservative is smug. Also, pushes increasingly popular idea that George Soros is funding…everything.
From my new departmental colleague Michael J. Faris comes a report of the always level-headed Rush Limbaugh blaming Obama for the hurricane bearing down on Tampa.
CNN: New Swift-Boaty film “silly.”
God, the IntelHub is such a yawn. But the military does actually have a problem with racism and some of its vets do seem to link up with other racists while in the service. Tim McVeigh comes to mind.
Pussy Riot was deceived into breaking the law by U.S. NGOs.
Here’s someone taking a page from Michelle “I’ll Put Anyone At Risk For an Imaginary Point Especially If They Are Swarthy Also I Scare Children” Bachmann’s book. Jonathan Kay, again, also had a take on this.
Monica Crowley is a moron. This is not an ad hominem. This is a conclusion.
After the Republican Convention, sheriff outfit owner Joe Arpaio is hosting Britherpalooza.
Also in the broiling hell hole that is Arizona, employees at a water treatment plant have failed to fluoridate the municipal water for 2 years.
“Be it here resolved that Ron Paul is basically a dink.”
Exopolitics.org never fails to deliver the goods: “HAARP-Chemtrails WMD Exposing a Spiritual Mass Mind-control and Planetary Assault“. I wish I got to put such talk titles on my CV.
A Sovereign Citizen is running for Sheriff in NH, Josh Bunting reports. This is the same guy who is cool with using deadly force to stop abortions. I don’t know if he’s talking about shooting the doctors or the mothers, one of which would be quite ironic.
“Since the tragic event at Cinema 16 in Aurora, Colorado, I have been working like a woman possessed to document the evidence which connects this tragedy to the London Olympics.”
I checked. Not a Poe. Planned Parenthood gets kids hooked on sex to sell them abortions. With hilarious party favors. (Warning: this video should not be watched without children present):

A fun little article about the Satanic Illuminati’s control of the music industry, correctly, I think, going way back to Robert Johnson and even earlier for the roots of the story.
It’s true. Julian Assange has woven a gigantic conspiracy theory surrounding his rape charge. David Allen Green has done an excellent take-down of the conspiracy theory, which has earned him the twitter-ire of the devout.
Director Tony Scott faked his own death.

TWIT OF THE WEEK

An embarrassment of riches this week, really.

The Onion ‏@TheOnion
Conspiracy Theorist Convinces Neil Armstrong Moon Landing Was Faked http://onion.com/RNPcUe #InFocus

David Allen Green ‏@DavidAllenGreen
Already woo-woos are disputing both the shadows and flags of Neil Armstrong’s funeral service.

Tom Dullemond ‏@Cacotopos
Today it is every person’s solemn duty to punch a moon-landing-hoax conspiracist. #RIPNeilArmstrong

And then there was this guy:

Murad Merali ‏@OhSweetArabia
400+ died today in Syria but they get NO recognition. A man dies who supposedly went to the moon is everywhere. Our society is diabolical

The response to Mitt’s birther joke was swift on the Internet:

Mitt Romney: “I’m not racist for bringing up Obama’s birth certificate. I’m just PANDERING to racists. Totally different.” — Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat)

Mitt Romney: “No one has ever asked to see my birth certificate. They only do that to demean black people, which I am clearly not.” — Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat)

Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
Rush Limbaugh loved Mitt Romney’s birther joke. That’s like John Wayne Gacy raving about one of your clown paintings.

BREAKING: Tampa is reporting a serious shortage of tin foil. #p2 #uppers — Joseph J. Santorsa (@Marnus3)

Oh, what the hell. Let’s just make this the “All Jon Kay, All the Time” edition of the roundup.

“@JosephFarah: County plans no-church zone http://t.co/5deqws64 R we still living in USA?” Ha! this from guy who led Ground 0 mosque freakout — Jonathan Kay (@jonkay)

And that’s all for now. I’m going to go pick deer ticks off myself after my birdwatching romp in the woods this afternoon. Now that I don’t have to wear a “Live Strong” bracelet anymore, perhaps I should consider putting a flea and tick collar around my wrist?

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (19 Aug 2012)

August 20, 2012

What ho! The Virtual Skeptics has gotten off to a real whiz-bang of a start. It streams live at 8:00PM Eastern on Wednesday nights. It’s like Meet the Press, but with chupacabras.

But not all of the free, live content in the world could keep me from plucking the ripest lowest-hanging fruit from the tree of conspiracy and hurling it at your head. So, head’s up!

From the Daily Mail, which is known for such things, testimony that TWO alien spaceships crashed in Roswell.
Gawker collects some excellent conspiracy theories related to the Olympics and includes a really nifty graphic. (Anybody else notice how not blown up the Olympics were, conspiracists’ speculations not withstanding?) Also, Iran claims that the Olympics are a Zionist plot or something.
There’s my boy! Vigilant Citizen, surprise sur-freaking-prise, finds that the opening ceremonies were full of occult symbolism.
While we’re doing lists, how about a round up of some economic conspiracy theories analyzed by Business Insider? And PBS covers the relationship between the Fed and the Treasury.
Here’s a humdinger! Obama plans for a military takeover in October, which, you know, duh, but you should see the elaborate preparations!

We have mass graves dug all over America for the planned killing of millions of the Middle Class of America. We have had a large number of guillotines that have been shipped to America. Chopping off of heads is the Islamic way of killing off your enemies. We have secret federal concentration camps set up all across America. C.I.A. and other intelligence sources are supposed to help engineer terrible economic conditions in America for October to help stir up the people to mass discontent, rioting in the streets, etc. and this gives Obama the legal excuse to place America under martial law. Foreign soldiers are already arranged to help mass disarm the American people of all their guns. Homeland Security for example has already been notified to prepare for massive uprisings in America in October.

The US has developed a weapon that takes away spirituality.
Factcheck.org looks at the conspiracy of Obama’s “sealed records” and finds them complete bunk. Meanwhile, Rep. Allan West tells the White House, “We’ll show you ours if you show us yours.“
The Iron Paw of the New World Order. (Funny.)
The male birth control pill is part of a eugenics plot, presumably to cull the rich white people who can afford it, I imagine.
Want to manufacture rage? Take hints from this article about the hidden racism in an Obama campaign letter.
Not a conspiracy, but found at perhaps the nuttiest conspiracy theory site out there: “Are indigo children natural time travelers?“
This week, Truther Rosie O’Donnell had a heart attack. It was probably the same heart-attack machine that killed Breitbart.
Director Tony Scott was killed by the Illuminati for ridiculing them.
Is a broken streetlight connected to a global plot? (Amusing.)
You might want to read this legal write-up by David Allen Green about myths regarding Julian Assange’s extradition. Green’s column is usually quite solid and interesting.
Michael Shermer writes about why people believe conspiracy theories; the comments are interesting, as they always are. There was a reply to this at Before It’s News (which I may have to use in class), which opens with this line:

The mocking of conspiracy theories in the American press and Western media is based on the simplistic argument that reason is on the side of the government and officialdom, not on the fringe of society and civilization.

The AFA has blamed the Southern Poverty Law Center for the Family Resource Council shooting. In the last paragraph, they make it clear that they just want to get off the “hate group” list. Maybe they should try not being such horrible fucking people, AFA. God forbid people judge you for blaming gays for the Holocaust.
By the way, Mark Potok of SPLC had an op ed in the NYT about the threat hate groups pose.
So, uh, Canada…could you guys not let Russia invade us? kthxbai.
Sorry. I meant the UN.
Did the Boehner blame the drought on Obama?
This NBC report discusses the idea that a UFO has been seen over a South Pole research station, but I have also seen Nibiru blamed.
Dame Janet Suzman puts Derek Jacobi and Mark Rylance in their proper little ignominious place about Shakespeare conspiracies.
Megadeath’s Dave Mustaine says Obama staged the “Dark Knight” shootings and says they are a cover for gun control legislation. Also is a loon. Furthermore, if this guy is right, then Obama has to be either working for the Mossad or the ADL, because, as Hank Williams, Jr. said on stage last week, this is exactly what a Muslim would do. And it totally explains why one of the ER nurses who responded to the shooting had to be drowned.
Of course, Mustaine has only pissed off Nikki Sixx. You better look out, Dave. He’ll umlaut you.
Why do government agencies with security teams need standard issue bullets? IntelHub asks questions so tough only FoxNews can answer them. Josh Bunting covered this too. Actually, Rand Paul, who I find utterly odious, made a funny joke about this one, but ThinkProgress has no sense of humor.
“Why in the World Are They Spraying?” premiered at a chemtrial conference in L.A.
Secret document reveals the staggering dullness of Bilderberger meetings.
Jason Bermas (creator of Loose Change) has a new movie coming out, and judging by the trailer it’s filled with failures and fear.
A FOIA dump finds Alex Jones all over it.
The Pussy Riot church protest was actually a State Department stunt.
Wife of 9/11 Commission member killed in accident. So of course it was an Illuminati hit.

Conspiracy Theory of the Week:

My favorite report of the week came from the venerable Weekly World News:

“The One Percent Buy Out the Illuminati“

That’s it for this week! Check out the Virtual Skeptics this Wednesday at 8:00PM Eastern! Pip pip!

RJB

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The Week in Conspiracy: Post TAM 2012 edition

July 17, 2012

For the last several weeks, I’ve been teaching, packing, hunting for a house, and preparing for my TAM panel. It turns out that when I’m not writing this feature, I do feel as if something is lacking, so I am making a great lunge at normalcy by coming back and writing another Week in Conspiracy. After TAM, a new project is in the works that is going to take this to the next level. More to come. But we are assembling the super-friends to start this sucker up. Needless to say (a phrase that should not exist) when you get a couple hundred skeptics in a bar together, the ideas come fast and furious (another phrase that shouldn’t exist, but for different reasons). I’ve been meticulously gathering the woo as I always have, so there are no gaps in the coverage, just gaps in publication.

STOP THE PRESSES!

Well, it looks sort of unavoidable that I’m going to have to talk about the mass shooting in Colorado. Damn it. But were not 24 hours into the aftermath and I’ve seen the CIA, FBI, MK-Ultra, and Obama targeted as possible culprits. I’m only going to point out a couple of the worst…people in general who have decided to fap furiously to the misery.

The Worst Person in the World of the Week award goes to Mike Adams; he’s a tumor with teeth. He essentially blamed the victims for allowing themselves to get shot. I recommend that you read this one, because his journey to medical oddity is almost complete. The shooting was also staged.
Here’s the old “they’re coming to take our guns now” chant.
Alex Jones is a horrible almost-person, or in the worlds of our international correspondents:

Lone Deranger ‏@postielinley
Alex Jones Says Aurora Shooting Was Staged By Obama
http://lgf.bz/LyGrFo // Proof Alex Jones is a complete fucktard
Retweeted by Rhys Morgan

Tyler lists a bunch of mass killings around the world and tweeters/twits/twitteurs claim that they might be related. Beats having evidence, I always say.
Conspiracy theorists are already linking the shooting suspect’s work in neuroscience to DARPA mind control or something.
A guy stays up all night researching the shooting, posts on the Internet.
Nitwit Cynthia McKinney sent out a link to a copy of an FBI warning that was recently taken down (apparently). It said that Muslim terrorists might be interested in attacking theaters and other places of mass gatherings. Because they were already doing it abroad.
What did the FBI know? The IntelHub also points the finger at the CIA. Make up your damned minds.
Was there a second person involved? IntelHub peers deeply into the soul of a person they haven’t met, interviewed, or identified. Because they are probably psychic.
I’m not even sure what the claim is here, but then again it is Godlike Productions.
Was the theater shooting foretold in a 1986 Dark Knight comic? Almost certainly the hell not.
Lastly, some Texan Congressweasel says that the shooting is an attack on our Judeo-Christian heritage.

Enough of that. On with the other not news at all:

The Nibiru/FEMA Camp connection! Speaking of the FEMA camps, IntelHub has a collection of photos and warnings about them. Of course, the FEMA camps story has been around since the 1970s. You’d think they’d act on them eventually, right? Also, the Libertarian Review examines the Army Internment Field Manual (already released through the Library of Congress) and imagines that it applies to Americans.
Perhaps the suicide bombing in Bulgaria would have been the main focus of this week’s edition, but America is not to be outdone. But here’s one sent in by special correspondent Omri Ceren: “Bulgarian Terrorist Attack is a False Flag Operation by the Mossad.” Aren’t they all, Omri?
The Larry Silverstein (WTC leaseholder)/Olympics connection! Also, why is England stockpiling casket liners? I tell you, if there is not a city-sized massacre at the Olympics, it will only be because some pissant peon indy journalists on the web stopped it. Or…..
The Google/CFR connection!
Franken-noms!
A great reply to chemtrail conspiracy theorists:”This is something you should be looking into,” they all say. However, if that were was true, this newspaper would also be reporting on Smurfs, aliens in the White House and the global domination plans of a group known as the New World Order.
Zombie otters in Minnesota.
There was apparently protesting outside of the Bohemian Grove this week. An old guy got arrested, but it’s not clear for what from Mark Dice’s video. Unfortunately, for the protesters, the video does not cut off before someone hurls a slur at the cops. Way to lose the moral high ground. Doink! Also, I really don’t feel like watching David Icke’s pronouncements about the Global Elite gathering outside of San Francisco or Russia Today’s coverage, which is homogeneously bad in all matters of fact. And you ever wonder what happened to Cindy Sheehan? Guess where she’s protesting! If you do see Russia Today’s coverage on YouTube, I do recommend a new plug in, Herp Derp, which improves the quality of YouTube comments.
Susan Posel believes that developing vaccines against addiction is part of the transhumanist agenda. Or are they targeting large people with anti-fat vaccines?
Susan was on a tear this week, it turns out. She sees Agenda 21 in NYC micro-apartment movements.
The David Ray Griffin story.
Vigilant Citizen discovers that the Illuminati mind control is not working through symbolic images in the music industry. OH! NO! WAIT! SAME SHIT THIS MONTH!
The hard-hitting scientists at Answers In Genesis tackle the pressing issue of human alien hybridization.
Here’s the problem with 9/11 Trutherism in a nutshell.
I could be wrong, but it seems to me that there is a sequel to What in the World are they Spraying? I was at the world premiere of the original, and I’m pretty sure this one is going to be ill-informed as well:
Rush Limbaugh says that Romney’s Bain is the new Batman’s Bane. This is impossible. It’s good to see the people at Politifact having a little fun. Unfortunately, it seems that this one, after the Colorado shooting, is well on it’s way to becoming part of a conspiracy theory on the left.
The kooks in Arizona’s government.
Michelle Bachmann, in so many ways, aspires to be Joe McCarthy. Looking for Muslims in the State Department?
UPDATE! Michelle Bachmann’s scaremongering has real world consequences. Huma Abedin, the target of her criticism, has received threats.
Mother Jones points out the absurdities of Bachmann’s proclamations as well as the real world consequences.
Of course, a writer at IntelHub doesn’t know if she should be more askeered of the Muzzies or the Joos.
ENTROPY IS A CONSPIRACY OF ELITISTS!
Never leave out the Iranians: drought is part of a soft war on the part of the West. I remember how an antivaxxer once told me that vaccines were “soft kills,” to which I replied, “So soft that we’re living longer than ever.”
I am including this link because the title is “Serial Foot Licker Apprehended.”
I am including this link only because it has the word “Cowpocalypse” in the title. I’m looking forward to the Cow Rapture myself.
And while Cowpocalyses are cool, they are no man-sized lizards.
Ben Bernanke criticizes Ron Paul’s Fed audit proposal, on the grounds that it would turn the monetary system into a political football.
The NRA continues apace with the Obama conspiracy theories, as reported by the New Republic.
OK, were the boos or the cheers faked, people?
Dr. Laurie Roth: “Monsanto, Big Pharmacy, and the New World Order.” You’re new at being insane, aren’t you, lass? It’s “Big Pharma.”
Maynard at the ABC (met him at TAM–hi, Maynard!) has a report about a woman who pretends to be a victim of 9/11. Interesting stuff.
A UFO outbreak in Michigan was probably a major military exercise involving flares. Again.
Partisan birther lunatic Joseph Farah claims that he is being followed by drones. Drones, by the way, are the new black helicopters. In related news, Drudge spreads the idea that Obama is going to kill conservative reporters in his second term. I don’t know when a reporter’s mental illness became newsworthy.
The Guardian kindly rips apart a conspiracy theorist who says the West is behind the Syrian civil war.
The da Vinci code has finally been cracked. Hopefully over the head of some ding-dong.
Here’s a fun one that includes a section on “secondary cow electrocution”: “Updated!!!!!! Massive U.S. Coverup! : 4th of July Electric Shock Drownings, Now another repeat episode, still think algae is killing those fish?”
Here’s one for the “eventually I am going to write that article about scary sun theories” pile: solar storms and the pineal gland.
Even though the story is from the Mail, there seems to be some question about whether or not Arafat was assassinated with polonium, as he had radioactive underwear.
Ah, Oath Keepers, ratcheting up up the fear yet another notch. At what point do they snap?
Please, Donald Trump, enough with the conspiracy theories. You’re scaring the Canadians.
This poem may get its own post.
Lunar fortresses and pyramids…on the MOON!
Tony Sobrado discusses the history of conspiracy theories in the US.
The Clinton Death List has been replaced by the Obama Death Pool.
Ever wonder about the various typologies of Martian humanoids? Me neither. But Andrew D. Basiago at exopolitics has. The author’s photo is highly suspicious in this one.

Twit of the Week

This week’s twit award goes out to the IntelHub, who sent (or “communicated”) this highly ironic tweet:

Obama Seizes Control of All Communications Systems With Executive Order: http://t.co/D7E7m8Qd — IntelHub (@IntelHub)

I would be remiss if I did not mention Josh Bunting’s quip on twitter:

Josh Bunting (@josh_b42)
7/22/12 6:13 PM
Michele Bachmann = M.B. = Muslim Brotherhood. Coincidence?

Conspiracy Theory of the Week

This week’s winner was flagged by Brian Gregory, and it made me very happy: “Earth landing ‘totally faked,’ claim Martian conspiracy theorists.”

That’s all for now, folks! Expect another slight hiatus as I finish up my summer class and move to Wisconsin. I leave in, like, a week and am pretty excited. Got a little house with…gasp!..an office. No more typing in the living room, no siree! I also have a couple of badass projects in the works, as always. But these are super-badass. For real. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (12 June 2012)

June 22, 2012

I’ve been sitting around Atlanta for weeks waiting for classes to start. To keep myself occupied, I’ve been combing through the conspiracy literature, reading for my upcoming class on the Cold War, and generally puttering about contentedly. I also watched a disturbing amount of Deadliest Catch (which is “any Deadliest Catch,” by the way).

Currently, I am up in Minnesota, where I failed to find a house for the next semester. I met members of my new department in Eau Claire, WI, which was delightful, and I have a jump on how to think about my upcoming class. So that was productive. I also hit n00b night at the Minnesota Skeptics and met some of the people who live in my electronic friend box. But not all the squeaky cheese in the world would keep me from bringing you up to speed on the weak that was weak! Perhaps delay me for a week or two, but that’s it.

Man Skydives Through Chemtrail (ht rationalwiki.org)
Last week, Ron Paul announced what has been obvious to the rest of us…always. He announced that he’s not going to be the Republican nominee. His followers went 5 types of ballistic. Alex Jones begged Paul to not destroy himself. Then Rand Paul, who is still a Republican Senator, announced he would support the Republican candidate, Mitt Romney. Paulites went ballistic, accusing him of being a sellout, of being a traitor, of every political calumny possible a political calumnist, if that is a word. But then the InfoWars group came up with a nice narrative that explained everything: The Bilderbergers threatened to assassinate Ron Paul, forcing Rand to support the Bilderberger candidate. The source for the assassination story, as discussed last week, was Jim Tucker’s backside. Meanwhile, Steve Shives, who I don’t know, really nailed down the creepy failure of a movement that Ron Paul leads after he was bombarded with the full force of that movement’s collective idiocy. Take Luke Rudkowski, for instance, who we was on vacation in DC this week and confronted (which I think means “was ignored by”) Rand Paul. This was only days after the IntelHub praised Rand for his take on airport security: “The TSA’s Number One Enemy: Rand Paul: http://t.co/1kh3uwBJ #TSA #RandPaul #GOP #tyranny #RonPaul — IntelHub (@IntelHub)” Just wait until they find out he collects social security! Of course, the Paulbots are suing the GOP for intimidation. Guys, you’re not a political movement. You’re Scientology.

Or how about Mark Dice’s reaction?

Mark Dice (@MarkDice)
6/8/12 1:27 AM
And Rand Paul announced it on #SeanHannity‘s show!!#ScrewRandPaul.

AMERICANS STORM STREETS AGAINST OBAMACARE: Overflow of Republicans Back Up the Sewers. This made the list because of the conflation of the New World Order, which is an imaginary entity, to the ComIntern, which was real but, let’s face it, never really had a chance here after the Depression ended. And even then…
Here’s one that missed the mainstream news cycle: The Russians set off a nuclear weapon in Michigan last week, the first of a series of attacks that will set off the New Madrid Fault and destroy Chicago. 1) The fault in Arkansas/Tennessee. 2) Michigan was nuked? 3) This warning dictated by “Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God” to Linda Newkirk. You know, God used to write Bibles, but now he’s slumming it on Before It’s News. How the Almighty have fallen, eh? (The nuke story seems to be making the rounds after a crowd-sourced radiation tracking site showed a spike near South Bend at ridiculous numbers. It seems to have been a wonky geiger counter. Doubtful News has an able write up and explanation.)
Alex Jones and other people continue to cite a fake magazine to prove that the editors were in on 9/11.
Bono’s ruthless atrocities against poor people continue.
Yay! Trystero is real!
Why you don’t want to wake up the sheeple.
World911truth.org, in their write up of an international fugitive who says he’s being framed but probably just shot his wife in the head, miraculously manages to independently author most of the contents of his wikipedia article.
David Allen Green discusses the misuse of language of witch hunts. It seemed relevant.
Arthur Goldwag looks at the intersection of creationism and conspiricism.
The last time the Bilderbergers will be mentioned this year: Tony Sobrado has an explanation of the Bilderbergers’ role in the global economy.
Bob Tuskin news brief: “Circumcision is Trauma Based Mind Control.” He says, “It might sound crazy.” There’s no “might” about it, Bob.
Bill Donohue worries about the gay agenda:
Ironically, Mike Adams publishes an article about how to spot a sociopath.
At the same time, WND founder and birther Joseph Farah loses his lawsuit against Esquire for defamation over satirical blog post. He is now legally a laughingstock. And Joseph Farah. Farah gets a double mention this week because he is just completely without use or shame or decency, when he ups the ante on the Obama story, now speculating about Obama’s mama. He’s a toilet goblin.
BBC tries to convince people that 7/11 conspiracy theories aren’t real. Conspiracy theorists call it a “hit piece.”
Dear Arizona: Your choice of Secretary of State makes you a punchline. He’s clearly never heard of FERPA? All school records are private and have been since 1974 :

“So if there was weird stuff going on,” he said, “I actually think it was happening back in his college days because I think he has spent $1.5 or $2 million through attorneys to have all of the college records and all of that stuff sealed. So if you’re spending money to seal something, that’s probably where the hanky panky was going on.”

Speaking of pigs, Stephen Colbert uncovers the gay vegan agenda behind the Hamlet the pig video.
The birther conspiracy continues, by the way, with the discovery of a document that proves that the document discovered doesn’t mention Barack Obama!
Russia Today reports that the Director of the CIA beat up his deputy in front of Obama.
9/11 Truthers freak out when they are compared to alien abductees and Bigfoot hunters by Stephen Colbert. Actually, I saw something similar at TruthCon last year. 9/11 Truthers had been invited to appear alongside UFO disclosure advocates, but the Truthers did not want to appear crazy.
Russian and America are racing to retrieve an underwater UFO that resembles the Millenium Falcon. Don’t we already have dozens of crashed UFOs, guys? What is old is new, I suppose?
The Feds are planning to raid summer concerts and confiscate Gibson guitars. This is the deal: For the second time in a couple of years Gibson Guitars has been raided by the Feds under suspicion of illegally using protected imported woods. Gibson has spun it as the Obama administration persecuting the company and released a warning that the gummint might confiscate the instruments of touring musicians who bring their guit-fiddles across the border. It was shameful corporate conspiracy mongering, and I will never buy a Gibson new ever again, even though I prefer the sound of a Gibson guitar to my mother’s own voice. Of course, even if the confiscations were true, it would be the fault of Gibson of selling their customers a product made from illegal source wood. In this version of the conspiracy theory, it seems that the Feds are going to…what, start a bigger concert riot than Axl Rose ever dreamed of? Horsefeathers. And you can quote me on that.
Future fellow TAM humanities panelist Amy Roth tweeted a link to an article about an independent study that says the TSA’s backscatter scanners are safe. IntelHub: “Nuh-uh!“
Meanwhile, in measured caution: “Fukushima Update: Contamination Alert For All Lifeforms Pulled From The Pacific.” This is a persistent story that feeds on scientific illiteracy. See for example: The Fukushima power plant now a nuclear weapon.
Jesse Ventura is suing an actual SEAL who claims he deservedly kicked the former Governor’s ass. (Ventura was in underwater demolition, not actually a SEAL.)
A prankster made up a story about the Governor of Hawaii forging the President’s birth certificate at Kinko’s. As a result, bozos behaved in a decidedly bozo-like manner. Idiocy increases exponentially when idiots gather together in front of the Federal Reserve.
Adam Kokesh, Luke Rudkowski, and Mark Dice come out from under their bridges to troll Washington, D.C. Take their excursion to the Federal Reserve, for instance. (Notice how nice the cops are and how even the dogs ignore them.) While they were in D.C., they bothered people in line for the National Archives. They presented people with the declassified “Operation Northwoods” proposal. They didn’t mention that the guy who proposed it lost his job shortly thereafter.
Gay marriage on military bases will…what, exactly? I don’t know what the security risk is here, but small-minded Louisiana bigot Rep. John Fleming seems to invoke security when he objects to the idea.
Bill Gates and the World Health Organization ominously want to vaccinate the poor children in the world. Yep.
It’s nice to see the pan-Africanists making nice with the white nationalists in opposition to the Jews. (facepalm)
David Icke just got demoted in my book by posting a video about Elie Wiesel conning the world. I think that he is a very smart and talented guy who has gone off the deep end (not his fault), but he has flirted too consistently with racist America militias to be left off the hook entirely.
A sort of corollary of Icke’s belief that the moon is a spaceship is Zen Gardner’s interpretation of a study of lunar nanoparticles, which he seems to think might be evidence of an engineered moon. Nano is the new quantum. Ha!
And micro is the new nano. Micronukes in the WTC, courtesy of IntelHub.
In confirmation that the world is absurd, Glenn Beck just got a big bump in pay, $100 million over 5 years.
A kind of crummy list of Eurozone conspiracies.
Really? “In his own words?” Kurt, do you know what words mean?
Yay! Arctic death camps for American traitors! I call dibs on a bunk by the window!

Twits of the Week

This has become a favorite feature-within-a-feature for me. I get a lot of joy/agony out of the twitterverse. Here’s agony:

#DefineObamaInOneWord Satanist — Kn0Wledge[!] (@An0nKn0wledge)

Here’s joy:

In KENYAN. // RT @UberFacts “Barack Obama has read every Harry Potter book to his daughters.” — BillCorbett (@BillCorbett)

Here’s some unintentional irony, in tweet form:

Dear Occupiers who hate me, just remember I was at the #BilderbergProtest aka #OccupyBilderberg for four straight days. Were you? — Mark Dice (@MarkDice)

Anyway, Eve and I are both going to be appearing at TAM in a few weeks, and my classes have started up again. I will do my best to keep the conspiracy coming!

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (27 May 2012)

May 27, 2012

It’s been a sporadically busy week, moments of frantic activity followed by stretches of soul crushing boredom that would kill weaker bloggers. I should have something coming up at the Swift Blog in the next few days, and Eve and I filmed the first episode of a new online video series for the Independent Investigations Group–Atlanta and Doubtful News called, The Week in Woo, which is a survey of goofy news. The “pilot” is very brief, and I do not expect to be able to keep working on it once we move to Wisconsin, but we’d like to bequeath the show to IIG-Atlanta. Here’s a brief, quick-and-dirty clip that basically shows off our virtual set, made by Mark Distler of Abrupt Media.

But all the digital wizardry in the world can’t stop the never-ending, crushing torrent of conspiracy theory. So let’s have at it:

Zen Gardner sees the word “1000” in a couple of speeches a few decades apart, and says: “SEE! ILLUMINATI PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!”
Not only are conspiracy theorists writing new pledges, but they are authoring 10 New Anti-Truther Commandments, which in no way makes them sound like “nut jobs, cranks, and paranoid schizophrenics.” No way.
Turns out that Greg Laden is the Masonic Harvard Antichrist, just as we suspected all along.
“Is 2013 the Real 2012?” (head-desk)
Here’s a video full of fail: Anonymous declares war on the Matrix.
Chrononaut confirms President hyper-jumped to Mars. Robert Schaeffer, who told me about the exopolitics site, has an article about the possible motivations behind the site owner. Stunningly, it’s not unfettered mental illness! Do these chrononauts jump using HAARP, which now manipulates time with photoshop?
Eric Jon Phelps needs to voluntarily limit himself to one modifier per noun:

“First is the pope’s “Holy Roman” 14th Amendment, cartel-corporate, socialist-fascist, socialist-communist, de facto American Empire, the de jure government of the 14th Amendment American “National” Republic founded in 1868 having been cleverly replaced with a de facto Emergency War Powers government by an executive order of that wicked Masonic president, Commander-in-Chief FDR, on March 6, 1933.”

Too-mentally-ill-to-assist-in-her-own-defense-during-her-espionage-trial, Susan Lindauer talks about the mass roundup of Americans and the plans of the Dungeon Masters. When did Gary Gygax become evil?
Dear Occupy Movement (or people who think they represent the Occupy Movement), never associate yourselves with people who want to blow up bridges, OK? And don’t claim those people as your own. Ever.
Kansas. The Worst State, also known as the “Fuck Muslims State.”
Run away! Spicy Mexican Jihad!
Iron Sky premiered in Germany.
Is Israel (sigh) training birds to spy on Turkish farmers? Or are banded birds migrating?
A bit about the hideous rehabilitation of the John Birch Society.
What is your US Internment Camp Classification? I’m “Dead Sexy Displaced Person.” And why are the FEMA camps on Russian islands?
Eating organic foods is linked to moral depravity–a study proves what I’ve always thought about that nut Mike Adams!
The Southern Poverty Law Center released a list of the most dangerous wingnuts, and I got to tell you, I’ve followed a lot of these people for years. 4 of them are associated with WorldNetDaily, which is considerate of them, making my research that much easier.
The Atlantic profiles the worthless Donald Trump and his birtherism.
NASA asks international agencies to keep the US moon landing sites intact by avoiding them. Conspiracy theorists claim that this is proof we never went to the moon. I claim that it is evidence that most conspiracy theorists are already there.
A list of words that are likely to get you snooped on by Homeland Security was recently released. It indicates that the phrase: “A standoff between fundamentalist Pakistani Hazmat teams and ebola-plagued North Korean hostages in Ciudad Juarez has been cancelled because the Tsunami Warning Center received a denial of service attack from Cyber Command,” will bring my website lots of extra hits from the Feds. Hi, guys!
Here’s a sentence that ought to get you followed by the Feds: “Orly Taitz promotes Alex Jones’s interview with Jerome Corsi.”
Here’s a highly suspicious report of an assassination plot agianst the Dalai Lama. The Chinese response? “Isn’t it foolish to take action against Dalai at such an old age?”
David Icke reports that Miami Beach Police deny having arrest quotas for Memorial Day weekend. In another story, he gets something right: the “tradition” of the Olympic torch was established during Hitler’s games in Berlin. What he gets wrong is that people are worshipping the Olympic torch. He, like these people, sees the Olympics as something religious.
Who wants a little vaccine-denialist rock? Me neither!

But when you visit these musically-damaged antivaxxers, check out the hate they are spewing on David Gorski! Keep it up, Dr. Gorski!
This week in irony, “North Korean Film Exposes Western Propaganda.”

The Attorney General of Arizona for bringing more shame on the already shameful state of Arizona. In front of the whole world.
This one made me stop and think, even though it came from HuffPo, where ideas go to be stillborn. White Supremacists and the War on Women.

Twit of the Week:

ben goldacre (@bengoldacre)

5/23/12 6:18 PM @jonronson @aperks these shadowy global one world government conspiracies get a bit samey after a while.

Ain’t that the truth, Ben?

Conspiracy theory of the week:

The staggering inanity of this headline wins hands-down this week: “Greece dead center of earthquake fault whirlpool vortex. Lines up with Whirlpool Galaxy M51.”
“Stephen King Shot John Lennon” wins second prize.

That’s it for now. As always, I have a couple of irons in the fire, so stay tuned!

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (19 May 2012)

May 20, 2012

Oh, things are coming together. NATO in Chicago? Bilderbergers in Virginia? It can’t be a coincidence!

This week in Ron Paul’s inevitable victorious and triumphant march to the White House, he pulled out, which makes this the saddest op ed I have ever read.
From the Abbey Road photo-shoot, demonstrating that Paul was not dead and had only kicked off his sandals. Love it!
Are American high officials issuing cryptic warnings based on Nostradamian predictions to Russia?
Sheriff outfit owner Joe Arpaio, worst sheriff-outfit owner ever?
A review of Iron Sky, which is about space Nazis.
A plot against Hugo Chavez put forward…in a crossword puzzle? (This happens from time to time, that someone thinks that they see special meaning in coincidence. I think it happened a couple of times when codewords relevant to Operation Overlord happened into a cartoon. I’ll look that up when I get a chance and update.)
Birtherism is alive and well. Also, Arizona is a horrible place run by total nuts. Take the announcement that the secretary of state there is asking for evidence from Hawaii that the President is not a foreigner. You, my friend, are a clown. It was also given new life in a statement by Obama’s literary agent in a 1991 pamphlet, which of course has the legal standing of a birth certificate. The best comment on this came from TV’s Frank:

Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff)
5/19/12 12:41 AM
Arizona keeping Obama off state ballot until he presents documentation proving that he won’t still be black in November.

9/11 claimed another victim this week, Donna Summer, who also had a premonition of the attacks.
Definitive proof of vaccine-autism link or unbacked bald assertions? The standards of what counts as “definitive proof” should be kept high, people.
Praying to the extraterrestrials to save us from our corrupt Earthling puppet-masters. This was new for me.
A lot of liberty nuts like to scrutinize the laws governing international waters. Like this liberty nut, who says:

This Creature from the Ocean’s Floor, better known as the Law of the Sea Treaty, has been created and written specifically to undercut America’s sovereignty and move us towards global governance and a New World Order where the constitutional rights of the American people, our national sovereignty and the military power of the United States would be subordinated to the whims of a group of corrupt, unelected, third-world bureaucrats who have no interest in Freedom and Liberty.

Hate groups are on the rise, reports ABC (and SPLC), as the country becomes more swarthy.
Alex Jones got his own page on the ever-rational RationalWiki, and to commemorate this event, I’m going to give you an video of Alex screeching like a monkey, courtesy of the /r/conspiratard folks!

FoxNews is spreading an anti-Soros, democratic-process-confidence-in-destroying conspiracy theory. This is in fact serious stuff that seems to be completely at odds with, you know, civilized life. Put up or shut, Fox. For realzies. And that goes for your multiple assertions that the President dealt drugs.
How’s the war in Chicago going? You know, the one between NATO protestors (?) and the military? NATO seems a weird thing to protest. But it’s an even weirder thing to think that the overlap of the NATO meeting with the upcoming annular eclipse is deliberate, perhaps using the cover of sort-of-darkness to carry out a false flag attack. Or perhaps people are using the NATO meeting to air…other grievances, like economic grievances, or whatever Luke Rudkowski is mad about. Or whatever these guys were mad about. But at least the protestors can shatter NATO. Also, I should note that “agent provocateurs” has been a buzzword tagged to this story.
AE911 is having a re-release party (?) for their Experts Speak Out video, and a tour. How’s that happening?
A “FEMA death camp janitor” trolled Godlike Productions. That was a little amusing. But only a little. Speaking of death camps, it looks like any month now, they aren’t going to open and God will be given all the credit.
A low-level Republican in Mississippi called for the death of homosexuals (using the Bible) on his facebook page.
LIGHTNING GUN!
Orion Talk Radio had a show about the “Raw Milk Freedom Riders,” which in no way shits on the Civil Rights Movement.
DIA spokesperson (who I spoke to a couple of months ago) has hilarious job.
Ah, Australia. They figured out the whole psychological warfare agenda behind the 2012 Olympics.
This week, colleague Rachel Dean-Ruzicka, sent me the worst video ever, “The Kinsey Syndrome,” even though I’ve never done anything to her! It’s more than 2.5 hours of quivering insanity. Enjoy! Because I couldn’t!
I don’t know what this is. Monsanto’s big secret. Somehow.
The difference between conspiracy theory and political punditry is…often very slim.
Vigilant Citizen analyzes the movie 2012. These are always fun. Spoiler: This is insane.
Nut Cynthia McKinney running for high office again. Emphasis on the “high.”

Headline of the Week:

Conspiracy Theorists are known for their subtle understatement. Take what Paul Krugman described as “bank jog” becomes: “BREAKING!!! DOOM ON!!!! Bank Run Greece… NOW!!!!”

Twit of the Week:

This week’s conspiracy themed tweet of the week goes to Melissa Lee, who wasn’t even looking for it:

Dear Roger Ailes, I’ll think about it. -Shadowy Leftist Forces #ActuallyGoFuckYourselfhttp://pic.twitter.com/gKE62iXq

The Conspiracy Theory of the Week:

…is not a conspiracy theory, rather a conspiracy spoof from Comedy Central called: “Birthers Divided on Whether or Not to Get Behind Ridiculous Nonsense.”

That’s it for now. I’m off the clock.

UPDATE! I’m back on the clock. I went back to William B. Bruer’s Unexplained Mysteries of World War II to try to find the reference to the cartoon I mentioned above. Instead, I found a reference to 2 suspicious advertisements in the New Yorker that were investigated by the FBI after Pearl Harbor. When I went to look for a website to link to, now having the ad, I found that some toilet hack had basically plagiarized Breuer’s entire chapter. So enjoy. Still looking for the cartoon reference!
UPDATE AGAIN! Ken has straightened me out on the “cartoon” I was looking for. This was another crossword puzzle, where words like “Omaha” and “Overlord” appeared. The story is here. In appreciation, I include a thank you specifically tailored to awesome Kens:

LAST UPDATE! I SWEAR: Sir Bodsworth Rugglesby III pointed out that the authorities got concerned when Lex Luthor rolled out his own atomic bomb in the Superman series. Unfortunately, I do not have any fun MST3K videos about people named Bodsworth, so I will just have to send him my deep thanks! It’s a fun find from yesteryear!

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (29 April 2012)

May 2, 2012

It was a good week at Casa Blaskiewicz. Unexpected goodness of all types. On the other hand, I also had to watch Ancient Aliens for a guest post at another site. (TBA) Sort of a wash, really.

When I have something official, I’ll mention it here. Heheh.

Anyway, I imagine it was quite another week in the conspiracy-o-sphere. Not a lot going on, but let’s have at it.

Ah, IntelHub. I wonder if you were based in Australia if the toilet water you are spiraling down in would rotate in the other direction? And if you did, you’d think it was a plot against you. Anyway, they have hopped on the double-decker London Olympics 2012 logo reads “ZION” bus. You know, if you change everything.
Popeye at FederalJack files a CFR proposal for global universal health coverage under “establishing the police state.”
Big Science shill Brian Dunning is mixed into a conspiracy theory video that I imagine has a point. And the answer is that, “Lots of times they are.”
Sharon Hill and I have a kvetch about the reinvigorated Breitbart conspiracy over at Doubtful News, now that a coroner who may of may not have been related to the original unsurprising autopsy has died.
Brandon Hedge, appearing on InfoWars, writes the ironically titled, “Has America Been Crippled by Intellectual Idiots?” which contains the statement:

“The goal of every person I knew during my formative years with a desire to succeed was to one day hold in their hands an official looking embossed document announcing their ascension to the ranks of the intellectually anointed. I was never so keen on the idea.” [No shit.]

Can we give Alaska back to Russia? “Alaska GOP’s new chair: ‘God prevailed’ in victory by Ron Paul supporters.”
Veterans Today asks the hard questions, like, “Were real persons murdered on 9/11?” They are hard questions to ask because most people can’t force the words past the bile in their throat when they think of someone asking it.
America’s least serious sheriff costume owner, Joe Arpaio, is taking his Winnebago full of bullshit on the road.
I mean, really, Southwestern United States, what’s the deal? Is there a drought and you are delirious from thirst or something? Or have contracted plague of the brian? Jeez.
Wow. Someone coined the phrase “Military-Industrial Extraterrestrial Complex.”
Yeah, I’m going to see that this patent question gets cleared up. Meanwhile, drink in this one while me and my patent attorney homeboys prepare to destroy it.
I read David Ray Carter’s book on cinema and conspiracy theory. I liked it.
1 year later, there are still conspiracy theories about Osama bin Laden’s death in Pakistan.
My god, this list of “likely” ends to the human race is almost a study in how bad humans are at risk assessment. Jeez-IS.
What is it with conspiracy theorists and the sun, FFS? I am going to have to write an article about this one. This one should be called: “THE SOLAR WIND! SHE’S GONE FROM SUCK TO BLOW!“
Here comes the martial law again!
The Russians are coming! To Denver!
Anti-fluoridation candidate runs for office in Austin.
Is Google making Rupert Murdoch Jewish? (Actually, I tried this one, and yeah, it’s what comes up.)
Eric Jon Phelps strings words together: “Jesuit-Ruled Anglo-American White Power Structure Behind Bolshevik Revolution.”
Have the LGM moved on from mutilating cows to mutilating…PEOPLE!?!?! (The simulation of a “human mutilation” that they show seems consistent with the soft tissue damage caused by scavengers, IMHO.)
THE MOON IS YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE! That should be enough of a teaser.
Oh, lord. The Chinese leadership is going to disband this May. And apologize. Especially to the Falun Gong. Ha!
When religions collide! Architects and Engineers for 9/11 Truth taking their message to the Nation of Islam.
Can you find the appeal to ignorance? It’s in Minnesota.
This just in. Luke Rudkowski still has reading comprehension problems, a chip on his shoulder, and no shame to speak of.

TWIT OF THE WEEK

Twit of the week is @SheepHunter, who totally lost his sh*t this week:

IM FUCKING BORED SICK REPOSTING STUFF SERUCHING STUFF UP BUSTING MY ASS FOR PEOPLE DONT CARE OR HAVE NO INTREST WHAT HAPPINS TO THEM OR THERE FAM BRING IT ON LETS GET IT OVER WITH WE NEED TO BE FREE ONCE AGAIN NO AGENDA21 OR GMO OR CEM TRAILS FEAR ASPERTINE FLURIED WHATER

Decaf, bro. And a dictionary. The runner up was Adam Kokesh:

I’m a professional fucktard. Cursing is my bread & butter. (@YouTube http://t.co/EYErJVsM) — Adam Kokesh (@adamkokesh)

Well, that’s it. I have not been moved to crown a conspiracy theory of the week. But surely something wacky will pop up next week!

RJB

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This Week in Conspiracy (23 April 2012)

April 24, 2012

Technically, it will be “These Last Few Weeks and a Bit in Conspiracy,” but who’s keeping score, really?

Who needs to teleport to get Mars? “Chad Johnson” went there on a rocket ship! Oh, and he has a twitter account.
Did we go to the moon? Buzz Aldrin’s EKG sure thinks so.
New Madrid earthquake to be next 9/11? “Whether they claim it is a natural event or blame it on China, Iran or the Tea party movement, it makes no difference. A New World Order is the end game.”
“Who would believe that in the year 2012 one would have to ask if the U.S. Military would fire on American Citizen’s?” IntelHub would, but they’re nuts.
Prince Harry is not Prince Charles’ biological son, and I know they’ll both be pleased to hear that.
Infowars seems to think that you can get AIDS from corn. I think they are using their corn wrong.
I want to be around when this guy tells a North Korean that Americans live in a Stalinist state, just to hear the slap.
Was the Presidential Security Detail in Columbia penetrated by an assassin? “Why the hell not?” asks Gordon Duff. Mike Adams, who should know a thing or two about being a whore, comes to a different conclusion. But maybe it was a failed Presidential coup?
Did Barrack Obama catch gay AIDS during a crack orgy? Well, if he’s dying, at least he hurried up and declared himself dictator while he was still strong enough.
PRAISE JESUS! A MITT ROMNEY BIRTHER CONSPIRACY THEORY! Oh, man, I need a cigarette after that one.
A movie that answers Oliver Stone’s pig-idiotic JFK in the works.
Look out! The earth is cracking up!
One guy figures it all out . Others who have already figured it all out not impressed.
Why would people bother smearing Sheriff Outfit Owner Joe Arpaio? He does it to himself. Take for instance the seriousness with which he takes criminal investigations. Oh, I guess Phoenix picks on the laughingstock with a “choose a Joe Arpaio caption contest.”
Naked lady naked at Denver International Airport, nakedly.
This show looks interesting. About people preparing for the end of the world.
Alfred Lambremont Webre of Exopolitics laments that Wikipedia may be taking down the page about him because he is not notable. His take? “My view is that Wikipedia’s action continues to be part of the CIA time travel controlled US Presidency’s retaliation against me for having exposed Soetoro/Obama’s participation in a 1980-83 secret CIA jumproom project.” That’s probably it.
Andrew Breitbart died of ironic heart failure. Not murder.
A conspiracy theorist answers the charge that “someone would have talked” about huge conspiracies: “NUH-UH!” says conspiracy theorist.
Minutemen (vigilante Mexican border patrols–never Canada, odd that) are going to the Tea Party. If the Tea Party doesn’t say, get the hell out, then they are confirming their own stereotype.
IntelHub has a freakout about “Black Helicopters.” This time, Chicago + NATO meeting = martial law!
Anders Breivik thinks that there is a racist plot to discredit him, that it’s apparently not the mass murder he’s so happy about.
Remote Viewers Say Apollo 16 Astronauts Found Alien Ship. But then again, they say lots of things.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
“Physicist: HAARP Enables Earthquakes, Cyclones, Gravity Cloaks, Time Travel And Light Speed Spacecraft.” Notice they don’t say a “good physicist.”
Is the NRA’s Wayne LA Pierre a conspiracy theorist? Heck, yeah.
Hey, Chris French is in The Scotsman! He has a new study out that links conspiracy theories to feelings of lack of control. This makes a lot of sense to me, but I still need to read the study.
This is the least probable thing that I have read about the moon this week, that a Borg cube inside the moon is making aliens. Make sure that you read the Borg Serenity Prayer in the comments!
Are the Men in Black grey aliens who are completely incapable of stealth and secrecy?
Before It’s News contributor speculates about whether or not quantum time pockets could be responsible for EVPs. Also, what the crap is a quantum time pocket? I think that it would go something like this:

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said “I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle,” a freak wormhole opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.

A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl’hurgs, resplendent in his black jewelled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G’Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapour, and at that very moment the words I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in the Vl’hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy – now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across – which happened to be the Earth – where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.

“It’s just life,” they say.

Ah, finally something different from the land of 9/11 Truthers. 9/11 was a false flag event that allowed the literal KGB into the country in the guise of Homeland Security.
Well, that’s it. NASA is in cahoots with Satan to bring us Project Blue Beam, and IntelHub is reporting on it. In an especially feeble case of the feebles, the author seems to refer to Angels and Demons as if it were actually happening and that workers at CERN spend all day making antimatter and putting it in jars.
Why is Ireland being militarized?
Russians think that HAARP might tip earth over.
The Grey aliens are keeping human souls on their spaceships, saith exopolitics, who saith a lot of things. Hey, this is verified by a hypno-regression therapist, people!
Stephen Colbert reports on a dating site for apocalypse survivalists.

Twit of the Week:

Paul of Paul and Storm had a good tweet this week:

Paul and Storm ‏ @paulandstorm

[P] In honor of today’s anniversary of Project MKULTRA, I’m going to secretly feed my family LSD-laced tacos.

The twerpiest tweet of the week won not only because of the horrific violation of the laws of logic the tweet embodies, but also because the article talks at some length about how Anders Breivik told the court how he did it all alone. TURN ON YOUR THINKER, DUDE!

@ItsDaMedia: Norway Killer Studied Oklahoma Bomber. Which means he was an agent!! PERIOD! No big terror act is done by a lone wolf!

We are speeding into the last weeks of classes right now, and I have a couple of little projects in the works. You will hear of them soon, I am sure.

Muahahaha, as they say.

RJB

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