Yeah, I’m just going to let you read this one by Maria Walters, who specializes in searing critiques of Twilight. This one is “Twilight: Breaking Wind.” And please be sure to pay attention to the comments and the guy who really pierces the heart of literature. Repeatedly. With a machete.
Also, enjoy Buffy vs. Sparkle Tits:
RJB
Skeptical Humanities 
Read the first Twilight novel was amazed about how much bad writing could be packed in so few pages. The message seemed to be that if he treat you like absolute shit he loves you, and you should love him. Further women are objects for men to fight over.
Oh and the video was utterly correct. The totally lame vampires of Twilight would be no match for Buffy and yeah it would be totally boring for her to rub them out.