Skeptical Humanities

I’m sorry if I got you all worried last week when I said that global events were coming to a head. It was this week. This week is the most consequential week in history as we scream toward the culmination of vast, unseen machinations. I swear.

• Glenn Beck warns people that Google may be part of the coming globalist caliphate, so they should use Bing, which, ironically, uses Google.
• The Daily Show sends a correspondent into Glenn Beck’s head. Lots of room.
• At Canada Free Press, Jim O’Neil, MENSA member, writes: “It’s a fact that the Rockefellers, Bilderbergs, Rothschilds, et al., and NGOs like the Club of Rome, along with individuals such as George Soros, and Maurice Strong are involved in a globalist NWO takeover.” I don’t know about you, but I think that image of Obama has been tinkered with.
• It has been 10 years since Fox aired their infamous “Conspiracy Theory: Did We Land on the Moon?” Phil Plait reminisces.
• You got your nuclear weapons in my nanothermite! You got your nanothermite in my nuclear weapons!
• Coming soon to a First-Year Writing Class near you: “I believe that this is all planned by the Illuminati, a group of people who meet to discuss things.  Some say this is a conspiracy theory, others like me say it isn’t.  In my opinion, theis group is real and should be stopped.”
• Michelle Bachmann is willing to say anything, as long as it is crazy.
• From Before It’s News: “The Disturbing Reality of Trauma-Based Mind Control“
• Bill Moyers smacks around Truthers. Truthers annoyed.
• THEY ARE SPRAYING ATLANTA WITH CHEMICALS!!!OMG!!!11
• Senator: No they aren’t. Actually says that there were thousands of letters sent to the local CBS affiliate about this. I would kill to be able to read them.
• Very sad horsey deaths not a conspiracy.
• Should Coca-Cola mount a PR campaign to counter claims it is a Zionist front?
• Did you know that computer experts in New York were training online activists in Egypt? “This is how you retweet.”
• The globalist-Soros-gangsters are stirring up all that revolution out there.
• US planning to confiscate gold when it hits $2000.
• Hey, a new book on apocalypticism is coming out! Neat!
• Looking forward to the Apollo 18 movie for all the wrong reasons!
• Air Force buys software to create fake people on the Internet. Apparently to crash petitions or something.
• Libya, the lynch-pin that barely holds the world together.

Conspiracy Theory of the Week

David Horowitz is usually so wrong he makes me vomit blood, but this week he had a pretty funny Top 13 Zionist Animal Conspiracy Theories. I shall go back to opposing everything he has stood for for the last twenty years tomorrow.

RJB

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