This Week in Conspiracy (23 Nov 2012)

It was a veggie pizza and chocolate Thanksgiving in Wisconsin. An odd ritual, but a good time. Nonetheless, another bizarre ritual awaits us! The Week in Conspiracy! Huzzah!

I have never grabbed a more accurate screenshot.

This Week in Calm Down:

A series of tweets came at me fast and furious this week, and I though that I’d line them up and let you make up your own mind about them:

CHEM TRAIL (@lookupCHEMTRAIL11/18/12, 11:46 AM
***BREAKING NEWS***CHEMtrail plane shot down over MOJAVE DESERT. The pilot has not been found. More news to follow soon
CHEM TRAIL (@lookupCHEMTRAIL) 11/18/12, 11:47 AM
Did they HAARP Washington DC today???

CHEM TRAIL (@lookupCHEMTRAIL) 11/18/12, 11:47 AMThey are DEATH DUMPING the panhandle of TEXAS right now…and what is the panhandle known for??? That’s right, a whole lotta farmland!CHEM TRAIL (@lookupCHEMTRAIL) 11/18/12, 11:47 AM
I AM CALLING FOR A MASS PROTEST OF evergreen aviation. IT IS TIME TO GET MIDEVIL ON THESE BASTARDS!!!

CHEM TRAIL (@lookupCHEMTRAIL)
11/18/12, 11:47 AM
I know they are spraying, I just can’t see the cloaked planes anymore!

CHEM TRAIL (@lookupCHEMTRAIL11/18/12, 11:48 AM

This Week in Mark Dice is a horrid person:

Mark Dice @MarkDice
Muslims love Jesus and believe he was a prophet. Jews say Jesus was a fraud and the bastard child of a lying slut, FYI.

Mark Dice @MarkDice
Why is it that Jewish Supremacists aren’t denounced like White Supremacists or racists of any other kind?
If you think he just hates Jews, you should see what he thinks of Jewish women!

@SarahKSilverman satanic skank
But his disdain for people who are not himself extends to…Thanksgiving Day shoppers?
Mark Dice @MarkDice
Screw any retailer that’s open on Thanksgiving and screw the zombies who go shopping that night. YOU are ruining America.

That’s a lax standard of “ruining”. You show them, crazy guy with bullhorn!
Does he somehow think that he’s IMPROVING America?  He could be at home having a traditional Thanksgiving meal:
Mark Dice (@MarkDice) tweeted at 4:36 PM on Thu, Nov 22, 2012:
I wonder if #Kesha is feasting a dead baby tonight for Thanksgiving.

Conspiracy Theories of the Week:

That’s all for now!

RJB

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